[wpvideo MiTraTPt] Video: Full Contact Contender
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to pack it in on the whole MMA thing because we have now officially peaked. Dude pulled out Chris Jericho's favorite of his 1,004 holds and got a real life MMA win by locking his opponent in the Walls of Jericho. Now dorks who watch PWG will tell you this is technically a Boston Crab... but you, the hip and cool reader of Untitled MMA, know that anyone who tries to besmirch the Walls Of Jericho belongs on The List. Someone with more money than me should put up a reward for fighters who win MMA fights with pro wrestling submissions. Could you imagine Derrick Lewis pulling out a Figure Four Leg Lock? Or Max Holloway locking in a Sharpshooter? What about Roy Nelson reaching in his trunks and pulling out Mr. Socko!? THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!